Yo Momma Jokes by : Adri Adityo Wisnu
1. Your momma’s so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
2 . Yo momma’s so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
3 . Yo momma’s so ugly, when you look up “ugly” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her!
4 . Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
5 . Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.
6 . Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
7 . Your momma’s so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
8 . Your momma so ugly the army doesn’t use guns any more, they use her picture
9 . Yo momma’s so short, you could see her feet on her driver license.
10 . Yo momma’s so stupid, she call you a son of a bitch.
11 . Your mom’s so fat, when she lies on the beach, people run around yelling, “Free Willie!”
12 . Your mom’s so big, she plays marbles with planets.
13 . Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !!
14 . Yo momma’s so short, she does back flips under the bed!
15 . Yo momma’s like a pie, everybody gets a piece.