just for lughs Part 2
1 . when spiderman scream “MJ !” who do you think he called ? actually he’s calling michael jackson,and by that time,MJ walked towards spidey and sing ” just called my naaaaame,i’ll be there.” then spidey reply “if you called my naaame,you’ll be damned” cuz after all if MJ shout “PETER PARKER !”,everybody’ll know spidey true identity, so parker cursed him if he do so
2 . its an MSN tragedy when someone named JACK is going offline the notification will appear “JACK OFF-line”
3 . Do You Know ? Obama is actually an Irish man. cuz his name is Barrack O’BAMA
4. count how many jacks : Jack is a jackass,he’s jackoff ing with his friend jake. jake said “hey jack stop jackoffing you jackass,or i’ll blow your thing with a jackhammer”
so how many jacks in that story ? the answer is ONE
5 . there’s a girl name annie who recently just got into a hospital. she loves michael jackson,and her parents called michael jackson to perform in front of her,silently. michael choose to sing SMOOTH CRIMINAL. as you all now it repeat “annie are you okay ?” over and over and over in that song. then suddenly annie who actually got in coma,opened her eyes and said “do i look like im okay ?? stop asking !”
6 . a rapper name who love japan . . . .unce upon a time his friends B-DUP(beat up) and MAYLAY(melee) said that its not cool for a rapper to use a real name. then the rapper choose his pronounce name “JAY PENIS” he said “it reads japanese duuude”
7 . An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
8. Two brothers jointly owned a business and both were wise in worldly ways. While dying, one brother instructed his sibling to put half of their combined wealth into the grave with the casket. The brother reluctantly agreed. In time his brother died. At the graveside ceremony the living brother wrote a check for half of their assets and placed it in the casket.
9 . “What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked.
“Nine A.M.” came the reply. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?”
“Not until nine A.M.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
“No, not till nine A.M.!” the librarian said. “Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?”
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out.”
10 . in one of the scene in Spiderman 3 when spidey just took off the symbiote in the church,then he’s particulary NAKED right. then how he suppose to go back to his apartement ? he actually swinging around new york naked. his thing is swinging back and forth too. a little girl see spidey and she said to his mother ” look mom,thats spiderman. and he’s naked !” and the mom said “GORGEOUS !!”