Q & A
1 . Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website!
2 . Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?
A. The ones in the mail, of course!
3 . Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
4 . Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!
5 . Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!
6 . Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no-body to go with.
7 . Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A. One! After that its not empty!
8. Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have SWEET dreams.
9 . Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A volleyball.
10 . Q. What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
11 . Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
12 . Q. What kind of dog tells time?
A. A watch dog!
13 . Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
14 . Q. What kind of key opens a banana?
A. A monkey!
15 . Q. What two days of the week start with the letter “T”?
A. Today and Tomorrow!
16 . Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A. “Smiles”, because there is a mile between each “s”!
17 . Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
18 . Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny Farts!
19 . Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn’t very hungry.
20 . Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he’s a little Bigger!
21 . Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!
22 . Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!